Pilkington: The Moaning of Life

[Gandalf]

Miles you are like a stroppy 5 year old child. You are incredibly boring and self obsessed. You can save money your whole life but that will achieve fuck all if you are hit by a bus or suffer a brain haemorrhage. Life is short try and enjoy it and spend less time proselytizing for an empty selfish boring challenge free existence in which the biggest decision you have to make is what whiny Lou Reed record to extract your philosophy from and what fast food joint to visit to satiate your dull and unadventurous western appetite. You are a cunt, Pilkington is a cunt and your lot is so much better than many for whom moaning is not the default mechanism that defines their sorry existence. What is your excuse ? OOOh Daddy left, Sister had a bigger room, really? God you are tiresome at times

You know I have a lot of time for you and that is why this back and forth slapping is a bit much. All I know is that I have to protect the world and that if more people would consider the future then less people would have children. You allow breeding, yet the world has too many people, will have environmental catastrophe, unpayable government debt, etc. Just seems like a selfish move to me. Surely better to listen to actual people who adivse that it doesn't need to be done.

Also the financial benefits too. If I had children I could never consider taking time off work and as that thing is your job until the goverment eventually takes him.

[Gandalf]

Ah man, gotta admit that Lou Reed was bloody great, always great to listen too. Miss him so much, Really do.

[Gandalf]

So then the only thing to consider is the later Lou Reed

[Gandalf]

More Romeo and Juliette.

It is about what we do with it.

[Gandalf]

I won every argument there. Unlike the rest it was easy for me.

[Master]

You should be a sleep now go to bed.

[Gandalf]

I should? This whole argument has tired me a lot. Like I keep telling you though, they will put a bias on when I am gone.

The Olympic argument which is silly to my soul and you know it.