I ran into my high school teacher on thursday and......

[SugarBoxing]

Nope, but I do oddly run into my old boss nearly twice a year locally. Time before last he actually ran from me in the parking lot of Wal Mart. Odd moment really. A few months ago I saw the fucker working at Home depot over on the Expressway. He mumbles, 'you look like you're doing well for yourself'. I say 'Yeh I've been shitting rainbows and managing an awesome crew as people and not faceless cattle...nice apron, take care Ron'. He handed me my bag and receipt and looked like he was about to stroke out...says 'bye'. Total dickehead that one.

1. r u a woman?
2. do you plan to bang your boss to be in line with this thread?

[Spicoli]

Nope, but I do oddly run into my old boss nearly twice a year locally. Time before last he actually ran from me in the parking lot of Wal Mart. Odd moment really. A few months ago I saw the fucker working at Home depot over on the Expressway. He mumbles, 'you look like you're doing well for yourself'. I say 'Yeh I've been shitting rainbows and managing an awesome crew as people and not faceless cattle...nice apron, take care Ron'. He handed me my bag and receipt and looked like he was about to stroke out...says 'bye'. Total dickehead that one.

1. r u a woman?
2. do you plan to bang your boss to be in line with this thread?

Truth be told the only time I fucked my boss was when I walked out the exit door for the last time

[boyla]

I got recruited to work for a small company selling phone contracts to students.
Didn't really want the job but played along to the female (team leader), we ended up in bed.
Then I quit the job I hadn't even started.
Truth be told she cost me a few slices of pizza and a third of a bottle of wine, I could do with the money for selling contracts to naive students.

[Memphis]

I ran into an old teacher once. He was looking through a fence watching some 10 year old kids play football. Nice bloke, brilliant at billiards, looked a bit like Ray Reardon.

[Master]

I wish this would happen to me, I have only seen what Finito described in a porno.

[Beanz]

I wish this would happen to me, I have only seen what Finito described in a porno.

Funny that eh?

[TitoFan]

I'd say props for Finito.

Going from lusting for his own sister to fantasizing about sex with old high school teachers is definitely a small notch upwards in the "pathetic meter."

[ross]

I ran into an old teacher once. He was looking through a fence watching some 10 year old kids play football. Nice bloke, brilliant at billiards, looked a bit like Ray Reardon.