I ran into my high school teacher on thursday and......

[boyla]

I got recruited to work for a small company selling phone contracts to students.
Didn't really want the job but played along to the female (team leader), we ended up in bed.
Then I quit the job I hadn't even started.
Truth be told she cost me a few slices of pizza and a third of a bottle of wine, I could do with the money for selling contracts to naive students.

[Memphis]

I ran into an old teacher once. He was looking through a fence watching some 10 year old kids play football. Nice bloke, brilliant at billiards, looked a bit like Ray Reardon.

[Master]

I wish this would happen to me, I have only seen what Finito described in a porno.

[Beanz]

I wish this would happen to me, I have only seen what Finito described in a porno.

Funny that eh?

[TitoFan]

I'd say props for Finito.

Going from lusting for his own sister to fantasizing about sex with old high school teachers is definitely a small notch upwards in the "pathetic meter."

[Violent Demise]

I would of fucked her the first night. Secretly recorded her the 2nd night. Forgotten her name by the 3rd night

[Dark Lord Al]

I heard NVSemin met his former teacher , and he had sex with his former mentor.
Mr Johnson was always NVSemin's favourite teacher growing up.

[ross]

I ran into an old teacher once. He was looking through a fence watching some 10 year old kids play football. Nice bloke, brilliant at billiards, looked a bit like Ray Reardon.