He wouldn't even get through the ropes...
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He wouldn't even get through the ropes...
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How is Wlad gonna grab hold of a 5'3 man? He'd throw a jab and go for the grab, Fat Naz would wobble to his left, wobble to his right and boom!!! Glass all over the ring. Wlad never saw it coming.
Whoomp there it is!
3-Time SADDO PREDICTION COMP CHAMPION.
If... IF Hamed doesn't get stuck between the ropes, he'll be counted out for mistaking Wlad's rubber soles for gammon steak and lying on the canvas trying to eat them.
Hamed wants to hope it's over quickly, longerthan two rounds and he'll needa stomach pump to remove all of the gum guards he's munched. How many spares can a corner even give?![]()
I reckon his farts still pack a punch... It's only a matter of time till the odor reaches Wlad's nostrils, causing Wlad's airways to constrict to block the smell and asphyxiating him, or maybe it'll just melt his face like the Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
(Assuming that the force from the sonic boom doesn't just burst Wlad like at the end of Watchmen)
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I seen Naz in a restaurant with his mrs a few years ago,He had ordered more food on his plate
than Bob Geldof sent to Africa.Fat cunt.Didnt say that to him though.![]()
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