Saddoboxing Convention.. Closed circuit fight night for members only

[Dark Lord Al]

How realistic is this idea? We'll rent out an auditorium, banquet hall or whatever for a mega event and watch the fight on a giant projector with shitload of foods, alcohol, and even strippers working as rd card girls and waitresses so it wont be a sausage fest.. I dont think girlfriends and wives are fit for this macho event.
We would all walk in with name cards on our chests to identify one another...

How many serious saddo members would it take to turn this into reality?

queer

Kinda hard to get sleazy with the strippers when your girl is there.

U can drink as much as u want missy ill take care of you..

Back off, Sir! I really don't think she should trust you.
Missy, you come set at GranPa's table. You'll be safe there.

You may be right. Missy might not trust me and sit at your table but once I give her that piercing look, it would be game over. She'd be like Diane Lane from Unfaithful..

Arnt you half Korean ?

Yep.. what about it?

one look and she would come running over ?

No need to repeat myself.. Why dont u just stop beating around the bush and speak your mind.. what's goin on Lord?

You have a low opinion of Missy is my point.
I think she would eat u alive anyway