What is the gayest thing you have done for a girl

[Beanz]

One time I cried while watching the last scene from THe Bodyguard with my girl and she said, " aww look at you, are you crying again? You are so soft sometimes but I like it and I won't tell your friends ".. As she wiped my tears away.. Lol.

If I heard my friend doing the same, I'd call him a faggot but my thing is strictly on the low low. Haha

There is no excuse available for any self respecting man watching "The Bodyguard" with or without his Mrs, ever. Crying during it, is unutterably wrong and one step away from dressing up like Gloria Gaynor and singing "I am what I am"