Are you sick of Teddy Atlas' metaphors yet?

[Vendettos]

I love Teddy lol.

[holmcall]

Rocco, you rumpswab, I actually had a nice discussion with Bert (note proper spelling a-hole) at Canastota earlier this month. He didn't look very healthy but we hit it off.

[ruthless rocco]

Rocco, you rumpswab, I actually had a nice discussion with Bert (note proper spelling a-hole) at Canastota earlier this month. He didn't look very healthy but we hit it off.

Bert Sugar died in 2012.

I bet you have great conversations with a lot of dead people huh?

[holmcall]

Rocco, you rumpswab, I actually had a nice discussion with Bert (note proper spelling a-hole) at Canastota earlier this month. He didn't look very healthy but we hit it off.

Bert Sugar died in 2012.

I bet you have great conversations with a lot of dead people huh?

You asshole. It was supposed to be a joke. You are hereby banned for one month for being an imbecile.

[ruthless rocco]

Rocco, you rumpswab, I actually had a nice discussion with Bert (note proper spelling a-hole) at Canastota earlier this month. He didn't look very healthy but we hit it off.

Bert Sugar died in 2012.

I bet you have great conversations with a lot of dead people huh?

You asshole. It was supposed to be a joke. You are hereby banned for one month for being an imbecile.

You're a petty, jealous journalist with a terrible sense of humour. Good day to you sir.

[holmcall]

Rocco, go back downstairs in your mum's house and choke your chicken to Justin Beiber videos. Adios mofo.

PS: Thanks for calling me "sir."

[ruthless rocco]

Rocco, go back downstairs in your mum's house and choke your chicken to Justin Beiber videos. Adios mofo.

PS: Thanks for calling me "sir."

But seriously @holmcall... What's with the bold all the time?

[Chet Ripley]

Teddy is a buffoon. I love it when they ask him a question, then he chews his imaginary food for a minute, then his eyes get big, then he screams out in a rage induced rant when it is totally unwarranted. He is good for a laugh now and then, and I will say he is smart when it comes to the sport, but he should not be a commentator. He is also a douche bag off the air. There is a video of him on YouTube in his vellore track suite calling out an old man at a restaurant in the middle of the day. Total imbecile. Joe is about as professional as they come and saves the day though. He makes the audio tolerable.

[TitoFan]

Question: Are you sick of Teddy Atlas' metaphors yet?




Answer: YES

[fan johnny]

I think Teddy is a very odd person. I can't find the right words to describ him, because I haven't put much thought into it. But he seems to be vindictive toward a fighter when he wrong in his analysis or predictions. Makes me think he is emotionally driven like most women rather than rational like most men when they are upset. He metaphors don't bother me all that much.

[Spicoli]

Teddy is the uncle who has one too many drinks at dinner. The only problem I have with his metaphors are when he runs on about "being in the kitchen". Its his default and repetitive but occasionally he hits one out of the park like his "its best to get in the kitchen and know what you want to eat, you know just fix a sandwich and do what you came to do rather than walking in there after midnight and just standing around wondering and grabbing at crackers"..something like that

The 'Bugs on the windshield' one should be wiped away too. He throws that up all the time

[holmcall]

Teddy is the uncle who has one too many drinks at dinner. The only problem I have with his metaphors are when he runs on about "being in the kitchen". Its his default and repetitive but occasionally he hits one out of the park like his "its best to get in the kitchen and know what you want to eat, you know just fix a sandwich and do what you came to do rather than walking in there after midnight and just standing around wondering and grabbing at crackers"..something like that

The 'Bugs on the windshield' one should be wiped away too. He throws that up all the time

Hey Spicoli, how about taking someone into deep water for the first time?

[Spicoli]

Teddy is the uncle who has one too many drinks at dinner. The only problem I have with his metaphors are when he runs on about "being in the kitchen". Its his default and repetitive but occasionally he hits one out of the park like his "its best to get in the kitchen and know what you want to eat, you know just fix a sandwich and do what you came to do rather than walking in there after midnight and just standing around wondering and grabbing at crackers"..something like that

The 'Bugs on the windshield' one should be wiped away too. He throws that up all the time

Hey Spicoli, how about taking someone into deep water for the first time?

Teddy would float..hot air

[El Kabong]

Teddy is the uncle who has one too many drinks at dinner. The only problem I have with his metaphors are when he runs on about "being in the kitchen". Its his default and repetitive but occasionally he hits one out of the park like his "its best to get in the kitchen and know what you want to eat, you know just fix a sandwich and do what you came to do rather than walking in there after midnight and just standing around wondering and grabbing at crackers"..something like that

The 'Bugs on the windshield' one should be wiped away too. He throws that up all the time

Kitchen....no no no Spicoli Teddy's metaphors are usually car related....someone is a sports car and someone is a Mack Truck