Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli View Post
Teddy is the uncle who has one too many drinks at dinner. The only problem I have with his metaphors are when he runs on about "being in the kitchen". Its his default and repetitive but occasionally he hits one out of the park like his "its best to get in the kitchen and know what you want to eat, you know just fix a sandwich and do what you came to do rather than walking in there after midnight and just standing around wondering and grabbing at crackers"..something like that

The 'Bugs on the windshield' one should be wiped away too. He throws that up all the time


Hey Spicoli, how about taking someone into deep water for the first time?