Ivanovic is clearly the loveliest looking looking female player and I will not discuss this matter further.

I'm sick of this Wimbledon now. I have had nearly two weeks of late sleeping and it is playing havoc with my mind. The womens final is okay as it will be a couple of hours max, but Federer, I am ordering you to win this in 4 sets maximum. Then I am done with sports except boxing for the year. The World Cup, I really couldn't give a toss about. I'm not staying up all night to watch a bunch of long haired, overpaid nancies flopping around on the floor. Boxing is a sport that puts things into perspective. They go down when you fuck them up, whilst these football players dive at the faintest hint of non contact. Tennis players, both male and female, are more man than any of these football players.

Go Federer!!!