Any Chess players?:this is a tough puzzle.

[Gandalf]

I'm a useless chess player. Due to my anti-monarchy bias, I actively try to destroy my own King and Queen and their associates ASAP. The only pieces I have any concern for are the pawns and in chess they are worth the least. It is an imperialist, class driven game, so I don't play anymore.

[Andre]

I'm a useless chess player. Due to my anti-monarchy bias, I actively try to destroy my own King and Queen and their associates ASAP. The only pieces I have any concern for are the pawns and in chess they are worth the least. It is an imperialist, class driven game, so I don't play anymore.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men
Said Ahh fuck him, hes only an egg.