Boris

[Master]

He is not there to make you laugh. Boris thinks he can run London and be an MP at the same time. Total arse. How did he become Mayor?

[Gandalf]

He is not there to make you laugh. Boris thinks he can run London and be an MP at the same time. Total arse. How did he become Mayor?

I have it on good authority that he declared to the bankers 'Bugger society any which way as I am a Tory and I like it lots'. He declared to the Chinese 'I don't care how hot your money is, burn this city down'. And then in an effort to obtain the votes he said 'Crikey, flibber me giblets much alrighty' and in turn the laughter turned to sheep like bleating and a disgusting heap of Tory filth was thus elected Mayor of London. London is the center of financial terrorism, laundered money, and a general ethnic cleansing of the British people. Boris did exactly what he set out to do. He should really be in prison, but if you have wealth that doesn't happen too often and you have a career in politics. There are rumours about Boris and as we know you only rise the ladder if you have plenty to be blackmailed with. As long as a few sheep bleat with laughter and you aim to abuse, then you are dandy.

[Dia bando]

He is not there to make you laugh. Boris thinks he can run London and be an MP at the same time. Total arse. How did he become Mayor?

We must remember the fucking idiot could not run a bath, he has a army of plebs for that
sort of thing, trouble is people enjoy clowns but do you want one as your MP.?
There has been many clowns and many more to come as MP's, and what does that make
us that vote for them fools.!!!!!!

[Mark TKO]

Vote Boris

[Mark TKO]

By the way I hated John Prescott till he punched that egg thrower.

All the media was saying it harmed his image and he'd have to stand down - I reckon it improved it

[Dia bando]

By the way I hated John Prescott till he punched that egg thrower.

All the media was saying it harmed his image and he'd have to stand down - I reckon it improved it

Mark use you vote wisely, how about The Monster Raving Looney Party, that would be more
to your taste.

[Mark TKO]

nope. They're idiots

[Gandalf]

A great piece explaining just how dodgy Boris really is. The notion of him running for MP and maybe leader later, would be another mockery of the Tories and the dirty types that should never be allowed positions of influence or power.

Prime Minister BOJO? Fuck that!