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    What do you call a good looking guy in England?
    Dark Lord Al
    no, The Answear is,

    A tourist,

    Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
    Prostitutes
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    What do you call a good looking guy in England?
    Dark Lord Al
    no, The Answear is,

    A tourist,

    Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
    Prostitutes
    Had no idea, but i was thinking of the dentist

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    What do you call a good looking guy in England?
    Dark Lord Al
    no, The Answear is,

    A tourist,

    Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
    Prostitutes
    Had no idea, but i was thinking of the dentist
    I thought it was a joke
    Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.

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    What do you call a good looking guy in England?
    Dark Lord Al
    no, The Answear is,

    A tourist,

    Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
    Prostitutes
    Had no idea, but i was thinking of the dentist
    I thought it was a joke
    It was, don't wanna make you english guys mad!

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    What do you call a good looking guy in England?
    Dark Lord Al
    no, The Answear is,

    A tourist,

    Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
    Prostitutes
    Had no idea, but i was thinking of the dentist
    I thought it was a joke
    It was, don't wanna make you english guys mad!
    You have gone all German and telling not funny jokes. Where is your sense of humor again?
    Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.

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    What do you call a good looking guy in England?
    Dark Lord Al
    no, The Answear is,

    A tourist,

    Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
    Prostitutes
    Had no idea, but i was thinking of the dentist
    I thought it was a joke
    It was, don't wanna make you english guys mad!
    You have gone all German and telling not funny jokes. Where is your sense of humor again?
    Okok! imma share a really good one!

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    I have!
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    A woman came to her gynecologist one day and said: I have not had sex with my husband in six months. He don't want sex no more

    Well, then you should try this on him! said gynecologist and took out a small pill bottle.
    - This is just an experimental medicine so we do not know right it can have side effects.
    Give him a pill and tell me what happens.
    The woman took the pill jar and went home.

    The following day, she called to the gynecologist and said excitedly: He lit directly, we had sex for two hours. But tell me, what happens if I give him two pills?
    Do not know, try it, said the gynaecologist.

    The following day she called again.
    Ahhh, last night we had sex for five hours. But tell me what happens if I give him 5 pills?
    Do not know, try it, said the gynaecologist.

    The following day rang an exhausted but happy woman. -last night he kept on all night, what would happen if I gave him the whole bottle?
    No idea, you'll have to try the gynecologist said.

    But after nearly three weeks without anyone calling, one day a young boy called the gynaecologist,

    Was it you who gave mom that strange medic pills who she gave to my dad?

    Yeah that was me. Has it worked?

    It can be said.

    My mom Is dead, my sister is pregnant, I have a sore ass and now he sits in a corner and say, come kitty, kss, kss, kss
    Last edited by Xwetie; 09-17-2014 at 11:42 PM.

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    Default Re: Any good jokes ????

    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
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    What do you call a good looking guy in England?
    Dark Lord Al
    no, The Answear is,

    A tourist,

    Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
    Prostitutes
    I never consider myself good looking , however those who think I'm ugly are entitled to their average opinion.

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