Any good jokes ????

[Master]

What do you call a good looking guy in England?

Dark Lord Al

no, The Answear is,

A tourist,

Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England

Prostitutes

Had no idea, but i was thinking of the dentist

I thought it was a joke

[Xwetie]

What do you call a good looking guy in England?

Dark Lord Al

no, The Answear is,

A tourist,

Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England

Prostitutes

Had no idea, but i was thinking of the dentist

I thought it was a joke

It was, don't wanna make you english guys mad!

[Master]

What do you call a good looking guy in England?

Dark Lord Al

no, The Answear is,

A tourist,

Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England

Prostitutes

Had no idea, but i was thinking of the dentist

I thought it was a joke

It was, don't wanna make you english guys mad!

You have gone all German and telling not funny jokes. Where is your sense of humor again?

[Xwetie]

What do you call a good looking guy in England?

Dark Lord Al

no, The Answear is,

A tourist,

Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England

Prostitutes

Had no idea, but i was thinking of the dentist

I thought it was a joke

It was, don't wanna make you english guys mad!

You have gone all German and telling not funny jokes. Where is your sense of humor again?

Okok! imma share a really good one!

[Master]

I have!

[Xwetie]

A woman came to her gynecologist one day and said: I have not had sex with my husband in six months. He don't want sex no more

Well, then you should try this on him! said gynecologist and took out a small pill bottle.
- This is just an experimental medicine so we do not know right it can have side effects.
Give him a pill and tell me what happens.
The woman took the pill jar and went home.

The following day, she called to the gynecologist and said excitedly: He lit directly, we had sex for two hours. But tell me, what happens if I give him two pills?
Do not know, try it, said the gynaecologist.

The following day she called again.
Ahhh, last night we had sex for five hours. But tell me what happens if I give him 5 pills?
Do not know, try it, said the gynaecologist.

The following day rang an exhausted but happy woman. -last night he kept on all night, what would happen if I gave him the whole bottle?
No idea, you'll have to try the gynecologist said.

But after nearly three weeks without anyone calling, one day a young boy called the gynaecologist,

Was it you who gave mom that strange medic pills who she gave to my dad?

Yeah that was me. Has it worked?

It can be said.

My mom Is dead, my sister is pregnant, I have a sore ass and now he sits in a corner and say, come kitty, kss, kss, kss

[Xwetie]

There was a swedish guy who moved to Sydney and went to the big
department store to look for jobs. The manager asked if he had any
sales experience and the guy said he was salesman at home.
- Okay, so the manager who liked the guy, "You can start tomorrow at trial.
I'll come down after closing time and check how it goes for you. "

After the deal had closed, the Manager came down and asked
guy how many customers he had today.
"just one!" Said the Swede.

The director shouted:
"Only one? Normally our sales between 20 and 30 customers pr day.
How much bought the customer? "


"$ 201,237.64" the guy said.
"201,237.64" Manager exclaimed in surprise.
"What did you sell him?"

"First, I sold a small fish hook, then a roll of fishing line, then a
large fish hook, then a fishing equipment. Then I asked where he
would go fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told
him that when he needs a boat so we went to boat section
and I sold a Criscraft with twin engines. Then he
unsure if his Honda Civic would be able to pull the boat
so I went with him to the car department and sold a Nissan
Pajero 4x4 for him. "

Manager in surprise:
"You mean a guy come in here to buy fish hook and you
selling a boat and a car to him? "

The guy:
"No, no, no, he came in to buy tampons
to his wife and I told him that since the weekend
yet it is destroyed so you might as well go fishing. "

[Xwetie]

The man went to the doctor and complained of premature ejaculation, the doctor said try to scare yourself when you approach so you can hold it in longer. Said and done, the man bought himself a starter pistol.

The day after he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. It went wrong said the man said to the doctor, me and my wife were in a 69 position and when it was close, I pulled off a shot .. And ..? the doctor said .. The wife became so frightened that she bit off half of my dick, shit on my face and the neighbor jumped out of the closet with his hands over his head.