The man went to the doctor and complained of premature ejaculation, the doctor said try to scare yourself when you approach so you can hold it in longer. Said and done, the man bought himself a starter pistol.

The day after he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. It went wrong said the man said to the doctor, me and my wife were in a 69 position and when it was close, I pulled off a shot .. And ..? the doctor said .. The wife became so frightened that she bit off half of my dick, shit on my face and the neighbor jumped out of the closet with his hands over his head.