I cannot believe it is the poll today, but we are not going to know the result until this time tomorrow. This is intolerable, how on earth are we going to be able to wait another 24 hours? It's driving me insane!

4 million people with a third of the entire land and untapped resources! How brilliant will that be for them! Scotland already knows how to make excellent products. People will pay hundreds of dollars here for their whiskey. Shortbread! I buy my sausages from a Scottish butcher. I love Scotland! There is so much potential and what a word that is: POTENTIAL! It means a chance, hope! To rip up welfare reform, privatisation, fracking, wars. This is brilliant. It's life!

Get your shoe off of my face! I will push you to the ground shouting 'I don't like you and what you have done, you freemason scum!' Secret handshakes, get out. These men wear skirts and I bloody well like it. George Orwell lived out his days in Scotland, he knew the score.