New Rules to save the sport of Boxing

[Master]

Any PPV fight that does not provide entertainment, decided by a vote by subscribers, and getting a majority, should be reimbursed for their money.

[brocktonblockbust]

championship fights will be scheduled for 40 rounds or until a knockout.

cocaine and/or alcohol will be permitted in the corners between rounds ONLY, and not DURING rounds

(Amendment: cocaine is permitted ONLY DURING standing 8 counts.)

fighters get to be refreshed/jerked-off by ring card girls before a doctor can stop the fight (between rounds ONLY)
(I see absolutely nothing wrong with this, and I dont think it is illegal)

Don King has to referee one championship bout per year, naked

[ykdadamaja]

Flomos should declare their status and be banned form websites the week prior to the fight and a week afterward.

[walrus]

Official ring size should be six foot by six foot.

[palmerq]

championship fights will be scheduled for 40 rounds or until a knockout.

cocaine and/or alcohol will be permitted in the corners between rounds ONLY, and not DURING rounds

nonsense ! if a fight lasts less than fifty rounds, we can demand our nickel back!..:S

I like the 2nd one though

[Spicoli]

Every judge will be marched into the ring and has to read aloud his-her own scorecard..at this time Teddy Atlas will be ringside and provided numerous bucket of bricks to use as he deems necessary

[brocktonblockbust]

If a doctor asks a fighter if he wants to continue and the fighters says 'no', that fighter has to fight one more round.