New Rules to save the sport of Boxing

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championship fights will be scheduled for 40 rounds or until a knockout.

cocaine and/or alcohol will be permitted in the corners between rounds ONLY, and not DURING rounds

(Amendment: cocaine is permitted ONLY DURING standing 8 counts.)

fighters get to be refreshed/jerked-off by ring card girls before a doctor can stop the fight (between rounds ONLY)
(I see absolutely nothing wrong with this, and I dont think it is illegal)

Don King has to referee one championship bout per year, naked