New Rules to save the sport of Boxing

[palmerq]

championship fights will be scheduled for 40 rounds or until a knockout.

cocaine and/or alcohol will be permitted in the corners between rounds ONLY, and not DURING rounds

nonsense ! if a fight lasts less than fifty rounds, we can demand our nickel back!..:S

I like the 2nd one though

[Spicoli]

Every judge will be marched into the ring and has to read aloud his-her own scorecard..at this time Teddy Atlas will be ringside and provided numerous bucket of bricks to use as he deems necessary

[brocktonblockbust]

If a doctor asks a fighter if he wants to continue and the fighters says 'no', that fighter has to fight one more round.