She has been very impressed with my animal magnetism, but thinks I have become a bit too strict with my adherence to my plan. She is quite right in saying that a little bit of bacon is okay, but I don't want to just start cutting corners as that is why most people struggle with diets. You need to resist that morning bacon, that mid morning snack, that cake in the office. She is one of those lucky people that has always known moderation and, so it is easy for her to offer me bacon and say a little is okay. However, it is like Cherie Blair offering a rocket launcher to Tony Blair, you just know there is going to be carnage and exploding hearts. One should just resist the bacon, don't tempt the glutton. I will have beef curry for dinner and that is my indulgence. Beef curry AND bacon is borderline City of London banker after deregulation. It's never going to end well.