A judge is about to sentence a man for murder.

He says to the man "you have committed foul murder and will be punished accordingly - do you have anything at all to say before I pronounce sentence ?"

The bloke replies "Fuck all"

The judge says to one of his court aides "what did he say just then"

The aide replies "he said fuck all your honour"

The judge replies "I'm sure I saw his lips move"


Come on !!!!! keep 'em coming !!!!!