Smashup HAppy Birthday

[ryanman]

haha just noticed this, thanks people

@Fenster pretty much nailed it apart from the prostitutes.

Michelin starred restaurant where i couldn't really eat as was too high already (met Charly in the afternoon)

My missus has a mate who owns a 10 bedroom seaview mansion house with 2 swimming pools, snooker room, plasma tv's everywhere and a dj booth so she swung that for me and invited about 40-50 people for a mad one.
Holiday Villa, Apartment and Cabin in Torquay, South Devon, England E9255


Left about 5pm on the Saturday and carried on at my house, still feel rough as fuck now but very good party

Translation - I had a nice bottle of ale in my new slippers and had a sad wank before bed.

[smashup]

haha just noticed this, thanks people

@Fenster pretty much nailed it apart from the prostitutes.

Michelin starred restaurant where i couldn't really eat as was too high already (met Charly in the afternoon)

My missus has a mate who owns a 10 bedroom seaview mansion house with 2 swimming pools, snooker room, plasma tv's everywhere and a dj booth so she swung that for me and invited about 40-50 people for a mad one.
Holiday Villa, Apartment and Cabin in Torquay, South Devon, England E9255


Left about 5pm on the Saturday and carried on at my house, still feel rough as fuck now but very good party

Translation - I had a nice bottle of ale in my new slippers and had a sad wank before bed.

The way i've felt since finally getting to sleep at around 5.30am on Sunday morning i wish what you typed was true