I am still not seeing any evidence of these falling prices outside of the fuel in my car (which is marginally on the rise!). Aha! I've got it! So computers are getting quicker and smaller and in relative terms that means I am getting more bang for my buck and thus prices are in fact FALLING! It's incredible. I am going to buy more of these computers to take advantage of and enhance the quality of my life. Beam me up Scotty and while you are at it, hit me with some QE. Hit me, I say! What's that Scotty? Only for the completely corrupt who are in fact plugged into the matrix itself and own the globe? Scotty! My cup of coffee was expensive. Give me some QE, rain some of those digits down upon me. My computer is too slow? INFLATION! For the ordinary bloke not plugged into the computer wonderland, it is INFLATION, INFLATION, INFLATION. Let's all eat our computers and live in them!

Has the cost of chicken gone down? I will call up the chicken man and say to him 'How dare you sell me this chicken at a greater cost than 5 months ago. Didn't you know Kirkland said there was deflation?'
'This isn't Greece, my aggravated friend. The chickens are not running at twice the speed, nor growing twice as fast, nor cooking in half the time. Do you want me to deliver it by rocket? You have lost all connection with reality!'.
'But these are hard times!' I protest.
'So what do you want? he asks.
'You should pay me to eat your chicken and then I will enslave you and your family'.
'Are you insane?'
'Look, if I cannot see a deflationary spiral, then I will at least attempt to create one'.
'Have a nice day, Sir'.
'Ta very much. You too'.