A plane is ready for take off, destination is Texas when inside the plane 2 flight attendants are argueing with a blond in first class the plane is being held up for this matter and can't take off until the problem is resolved, one of the pilots comes out of the cock pit and asks whats the hold up? A flight attendant replies: Theres a blond sitting in first class whos ticket is for economy and she doesnt want to move. The pilot says let me talk to her my wifes blond. He walks up to the blond leans over and whispers in her ear. The blond calmly stands up grabs her coat and walks to economy. The 2 attendants asnothished in disbelieve asked the pilot 'What did you tll her? The pilot replied: Simple I told her 1st class wasn't flying to Texas.


Wacka, wacka, wacka..... I feel like Fozzie from Muppet Babies