Key to happiness

[Master]

I have told you I have quit the porn.

[brocktonblockbust]

I have told you I have quit the porn.

You smoked but you didn't inhale. You never had sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky.

You know, sometimes Master, I just don't know how you can continue this charade.

[Master]

The key to family harmony includes 4 meals together a week, plenty of tablet computers and a netflix account.

[Master]

50 ways to domestic bliss

All eating together
Laughing a lot
Keeping the home tidy
Feeling safe and secure
Hugs
Enough sofas for everyone
Making time for each other
Regular family trips out
Knowing when to say sorry
A family pet
Nice neighbours
Not rowing in front of kids
A big garden
Cooking with the children
Helping kids with homework
Not having secrets
Movie nights
Playing board games together
Put kids painting on the walls
Sharing chores
Everyone picking up their clothes
Having a lot of photos together
Giving people their own space
Having a treat cupboard
Having a play room for kids
Having a big tv in the lounge
Having fast wi fi
Having ‘in’ jokes
State of the art kitchen
Having regular heart to hearts
Privacy from the outside world
Take away night every few weeks
Having a dishwasher
Plenty of music
Weekly walk
Nice views
A lock on the bathroom door
Sky tv
Well lit rooms
Having days spending time together
Double glazing to reduce noise
Everyone having their own tablet
Everyone having their own keys
Having grand parents nearby
A spacious kitchen
Netflix account
Having a tumble dryer
Big windows
Having several bathrooms
Separate cupboard space in bedroom

I got 33/50, what did you get?

[Dia bando]

The key to happiness in your youth, you crave happiness the older you go you
become happy with your lot.

[Dark Lord Al]

What else do you need to be happy , foie gras , classic wine all shared with a good woman.