He should have said "they key to me getting away with fighting horribly in a southpaw stance is that I've only done it against 6 foot 2 plodders"...

He can get away with it when he towers over somebody, he's not going to tower over Wlad.

If he's serious about beating Wlad then he needs to work on getting more pop in his shots and get in there with some big men (not chis or hammer...), his party trick is cute but not enough.