I have an iPhone 5 and I don't pay a cent because it's a work phone

But for the watch? No. I never liked watches, never wore them growing up, and don't plan to start now.

What does the watch do? I guess it does everything a Fitbit or similar device does? But what else? You're not going to watch media on the fucking thing. On such a small surface already, and then all the real estate you'd lose fitting a rectangular picture into a round surface. What is the point of these things?