Larry Merchant was a Great Commentator

[TitoFan]

Again.... Larry was full of himself.
One look at his smug face, one eyebrow raised, as he paused for effect..... was enough to make me bust a gut laughing.

It was like Silence mortals!! I am now going to grace you with the infinite wisdom of my words!!

Then he'd bring up some irrelevant, off-the-wall quote about Shakespeare or some shit like that and the other guys would be like.... Uhh... yeah. Anyway, as we were saying....

[brocktonblockbust]

Again.... Larry was full of himself.
One look at his smug face, one eyebrow raised, as he paused for effect..... was enough to make me bust a gut laughing.

It was like Silence mortals!! I am now going to grace you with the infinite wisdom of my words!!

Then he'd bring up some irrelevant, off-the-wall quote about Shakespeare or some shit like that and the other guys would be like.... Uhh... yeah. Anyway, as we were saying....

Larry ~Merchant~ :

"Before I paint with a brush and chisel with a chisel the details of just WHY Floyd would knock out Ortiz while Ortiz was apparently still apologizing, I'll quote from William Shakespeare in his epic description of the woods in A Midsummer Night's Dream:

"Never harm,
Nor spell nor charm,
Come our lovely lady nigh;
So, good night, with lullaby."

Victor Ortiz was knocked cold, practically fast asleep, Jim. So, good night Victor, with lullaby."