Kirkland - You are being called out - Forum Gay of the Year.

[Kirkland Laing]

I've been talking to the 2015 FGOTY Organisational Committee and apparently the competition stadiums are now months behind schedule. We're importing more slave labour to get them built in time but it's not looking good.

We'll all just have to keep our fingers crossed.

We need to send independent invigilators to assess the readiness of stadia and infrastructure.
I understand you hold undue influence with the FGOTYOC.

How about Elton John? I was going to book him for the opening ceremony anyway so maybe I can get a twofer.