Slim how many vixens have you won over to come into your crib with your delectable delights of culinary mastery?
Slim how many vixens have you won over to come into your crib with your delectable delights of culinary mastery?
LOL! Some say a way to a man's heart is his stomach, I say naw, it's his dick. HOWEVER, Women luuvvvv a man that cook more than hamburgers and so-called signature spaghetti.
Baby girl a year back told me that- anybody can make spaghetti, but damn baby you got it goin on in the kitchen.
After making some chicken and dressing for this one special lady ( I think [dressing]iscalled stuffing in European-American homes)
Panties were mine...she knew, I knew it.
All's lost! Everything's going to shit!
It took 40+ years but I finally made a dry rub brisket and REAL mash tatters. Cayenne, brown sugar, garlic, black pepper, cumin, sea salt, *special herb, dry mustard...and shot of Captain to make it ooze.
bit the fork a record three times![]()
I used to subscribe to food and wine magazine. I would follow their gourmet recipes which would often leave me with twelve dirty pots and pans to clean but Damon I made some incredible stuff. I'd have to get top notch ingredients, some of which is hard to find, like truffles, and very expensive, but holy cow, what good food I put together. There would be layers of flavor. One recipe called for champagne vinegar which I thought couldn't be that much different than other vineyard but it was an animal unto itself. You need time and patience to cook gourmet but goodness it is worth it.
I make everything from scratch , also I cure and smoke all my own bacon / fish / cheese.
I am pretty obsessed with food ,drink,and flavour.
I also really like to cook. I'm not a great chef but I'm lucky to have really nice ingredients most of the time, and I like to think I have a bit of flair. I basically can't be assed to make anything great except when it comes dinner, or I'm cooking for other people though. Breakfasts, lunch and throughout the day I generally just have something simple and healthy, but I go all out for dinners even if I'm alone. I make banging stews and dahls, good scratch bolognese sauce(even started making my own pasta partly due to @DarkLordAl s harsh criticism of my not doing so), have a few pretty mean roast chicken recipes etc. Also love seafood. The other night I made some mussels in a thai broth that were delish. I can also see through shit and fly.
Loin to loin
I don't understand how you can be a self respecting adult if you can't cook. Cooking is essential! It speaks of where you're from and tells of where you're going! It shows what you place value in and on.
I learned from my mother and my grandmother how to cook simple dishes and cost effective dishes. I learned in my time working at an authentic Mexican restaurant a few things from a different culture. I have learned to be open minded when it comes to food and I quite enjoy cooking for people and sharing rather than just cooking for myself.
Cooking and the inability of the youngsters these days to do it and even their disdain of LEARNING to cook irritates me....yeah I fucking despise the youth of today.
This is my third agreement with Lyle in one day damn maybe I should play the lottery it looks like some strange stuff is about to happen. All Lyle has to say now is that he saw and Alex Jones video that he agreed with 1% and the sky will probably fall in let's also keep in mind that this Friday is Friday the 13th
I've never cooked but I do do barbeque quite alot. I don't think barbeque really counts as cooking, does it? It's just something you do while you're drinking outside to give you something to eat when you're pissed. I learnt almost everything I know about barbeque cooking from some bloke called Meathead on the internet. He knows his shit.
I will come to the assistance of my fellow English teacher. Cooking--- the best cooking is not the four hour preparation time and some snobby French Restaurant tradition. The best cooking of all is a peasant style cooking. I can prepare a dish and cook it all within half an hour I am talking about getting the ingredients together preparing the dish then cooking it all within 30 minutes or so for most of the most delicious dishes you can eat.. if you need more time for example if it is a large roast a large duck or a goose or something of this nature then you don't need to watch the damn thing you put it in the oven and you let it roast for 2 or 3 or 4 hours while you are correcting in your exams or essays or preparing your lessons it takes very little supervision and no work at all. The best cooking on earth is the simplest cooking and requires usually in 90% of the cases in my opinion the least amount of prep time and/or cooking time. It is not a matter of time. Unless one is trying to cook some kind of crazy ass complicated 25 step snobby French recipe. & I don't know who the hell would really want to do that more than once a year anyway
Last night I made a northern Indian curried pumpkin with basmati rice in under 25 minutes
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