Joe: my only question is what kind of a sandwich was it that they brought you? I bet you those two pricks forgot to bring you ketchup and mustard, motherfuckers.
Joe: my only question is what kind of a sandwich was it that they brought you? I bet you those two pricks forgot to bring you ketchup and mustard, motherfuckers.
Great comfort food in that time. I know a lil' about getting stranded in fucking Big Ass Texas. I once was taking a Greyhound ffrom Phoenix to chicago, and we stopped in Van Horn, Texas around noon. Driver said we had 30 minutes rest there. so I go into an adjoining restaurant nwear the Greyhound parking area, and order some food, which takes a lil' too long to arrive, if You know what I mean. bwahahahaha So I finish eating and look at the clock and its 12:25 so I ask for the check. It took a good minute for it to arrive, I start to panic and rush to the cashier to pay, who is very very very slow. I look up at the clock, its abotu 12:28, I have 2 minutes, but the Greyhound is only about 150 feet from the front fdoor of the restaurant, so I trot outside about a jogging pace out the front door, thinking I'll make it in about 30 seconds to the bus, which would still give me 1 minute and 30 seconds of leeway.
Well, as I round the corner of the building THERE GOES THE FUCKING GREYHOUND OUT THE DRIVEWAY AND ONTO THE FREEWAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE LEFT A GOOD 90 SECONDS EARLY AND I WAS STRANDED in van Fuckiking Horn, Texas for about 4 hours until the next Greyhound pulled in. 4 hours of absolutely shit to do in the middle of nowhere and I mean NOWHERE.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
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