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Joe: my only question is what kind of a sandwich was it that they brought you? I bet you those two pricks forgot to bring you ketchup and mustard, motherfuckers.
Ham and cheese, hot. Nice, thick slice of ham and lots of cheese. The bread was lightly toasted.
Great comfort food in that time. I know a lil' about getting stranded in fucking Big Ass Texas. I once was taking a Greyhound ffrom Phoenix to chicago, and we stopped in Van Horn, Texas around noon. Driver said we had 30 minutes rest there. so I go into an adjoining restaurant nwear the Greyhound parking area, and order some food, which takes a lil' too long to arrive, if You know what I mean. bwahahahaha So I finish eating and look at the clock and its 12:25 so I ask for the check. It took a good minute for it to arrive, I start to panic and rush to the cashier to pay, who is very very very slow. I look up at the clock, its abotu 12:28, I have 2 minutes, but the Greyhound is only about 150 feet from the front fdoor of the restaurant, so I trot outside about a jogging pace out the front door, thinking I'll make it in about 30 seconds to the bus, which would still give me 1 minute and 30 seconds of leeway.

Well, as I round the corner of the building THERE GOES THE FUCKING GREYHOUND OUT THE DRIVEWAY AND ONTO THE FREEWAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE LEFT A GOOD 90 SECONDS EARLY AND I WAS STRANDED in van Fuckiking Horn, Texas for about 4 hours until the next Greyhound pulled in. 4 hours of absolutely shit to do in the middle of nowhere and I mean NOWHERE.