Any good jokes ????

[Master]

I have started ballet lessons. It keeps me on my toes.

[brocktonblockbust]

They found a dead man under the bridge yesterday covered in corn flakes. They think it was a cereal murder.

[Master]

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand.

[Master]

This is a message for several honeymoon couples in a hotel in Pebbles: Breakfast was served 3 days ago.

[Master]

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of 2 men, Laurel and Hardy.

[Master]

There was a fire at the main Inland revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.

[Master]

West Midlands police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.

[brocktonblockbust]

Did you hear about the African American who fell down and smashed his knee? Now he is black and blue.

[brocktonblockbust]

Did you hear about the Punjabi kid who disappeared at school one day? He got accused of playing Hide & Sikh.

[Master]

Just bought Bonnie Tyler’s goalkeeping heroes DVD. It’s just totally clips of Joe Hart.

[Xwetie]

too soon?

[Xwetie]

too soon?

[Master]

You will realise it is never too soon.

[El Kabong]

too soon?

Finally justice for Harambe

[Gandalf]

Here's a good one...............Ruthless Rocco!