55 years ago today: the first man in space

[Primo Carnera]

USSR beat USA to the space race.

Yes, they got sputnik as well but we put them all to shame with the moon walk.

Nobody walked on the moon. it's a myth. It was made up to compete with what the Ruskies did.
If they had landed on the moon 50 years ago, we'd be having our holidays there now.

[Master]

USSR beat USA to the space race.

Yes, they got sputnik as well but we put them all to shame with the moon walk.

Nobody walked on the moon. it's a myth. It was made up to compete with what the Ruskies did.
If they had landed on the moon 50 years ago, we'd be having our holidays there now.

No we would not! There is no atmosphere there.

Now that should be on the joke thread.

[Primo Carnera]

USSR beat USA to the space race.

Yes, they got sputnik as well but we put them all to shame with the moon walk.

Nobody walked on the moon. it's a myth. It was made up to compete with what the Ruskies did.
If they had landed on the moon 50 years ago, we'd be having our holidays there now.

No we would not! There is no atmosphere there.

Now that should be on the joke thread.

So why did Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear or whatever his name is bother going up there and playing Golf and all that shit? and while we're at it , when one of them hit that fucking golf ball, how come it didn't just Start floating around?
You ain't gonna see it because if the Daily Star or news at Ten told you Black was white and Shit Sandwiches were lush, you'd be on it like a car bonnet!