Signs that you are getting older

[Syntax Error]

When you can remember the originals of new hit songs!

[brocktonblockbust]

When sucky suck-suck Door ~ SMIGG ~

[Master]

When you seem to find a lot of fluff in your belly hole.

Where does it all come from?

[brocktonblockbust]

When you seem to find a lot of fluff in your belly hole.

Where does it all come from?

That is just because nowadays the fabric is not woven as tightly in textiles as in the past and is not related to age.

[Master]

Well what about when you open the door and it gets caught in your foot and you bang your head on the door?

[brocktonblockbust]

Well what about when you open the door and it gets caught in your foot and you bang your head on the door?

The foot thing happens to me sometimes too, and when pulling out a heavy chair from the table in order to sit down. , it hits against your foot.

[beenKOed]

You look in the mirror when you get out of the shower and plucked chicken is all that comes to mind.

[Spicoli]

I had a client since 92' come in last week and I go to talk up how long its been. We talked in front of two new employees to show years and deep client base . Great conversation save for when she said 'I remember you had that goofy haircut and made random small talk when trying to get my Tia without her biting the shit outta you and me not noticing' . We think we're so slick so early on. Old girl had me figured all along, now I hold the door and have to carry the dogs to the taxi cab as she can no longer 'lift' them or even drive herself.

Time man. You do not get it back!

[Master]

This is beautiful.

[Master]

As we grow older, we gain not just wrinkles and grey hair but knowledge and wisdom with the benefit of hindsight.

But if you could write a letter to yourself in the past, what would you tell yourself to do differently?

That was the question posed to pensioners in a recent survey, who revealed the events of the past - or the events that didn’t happen - that cause them the biggest regret in life.

Here are the four big things they wished they could go back in time to amend:

I wish I had travelled more

Money and responsibility often the key factors for us not acting on our wonderlust urges, but people in the 70s not having travelled enough as the most common heartache of all.
A whopping 33 per cent of those questioned admitted to regretting not having seen more of the world while they were young enough to do so.
I wish I had saved more money

It’s easier said than done, but just under a third of 70-somethings - 31 per cent - said they wished they had saved more money ahead of retiring.

The survey revealed that people in the age bracket were still saddled with an average of £31,504 worth of debt, including mortgages, credit cards, overdrafts and personal loans.
It also found people in their 70s had an average income of £21,617, only slightly less than the average 30-year-old, who earns around £24,763.

I wish I hadn’t lost touch with a friend or family member

As we go through life, we never stop making new acquaintances, but it’s old friends and family members that people in their 70s wish they’d stayed in touch with the most.
A total of 17 per cent of respondents said they lamented losing touch with someone close to them due to inattention or neglect.

I wish I hadn’t lost a partner from the past

This isn’t the case for everyone, but many people regret not voicing their unspoken thoughts to “the one that got away”.

One in seven - or 14 per cent of those surveyed - said they had romantic regrets of the past, concluding that time and perspective had not diminished the heartache for a former flame.

[Nameless]

I really said "back in the days" this week, while talking to a colleague about way of communicating. That reeks, that was the very first Apocalypse's horseman and he did ride right in front of me and I never saw him coming

[SlimTrae]

When you forget that the previous election you said the same thing as the one before: it can't get any worse than these clowns.

[Master]

When you forget that the previous election you said the same thing as the one before: it can't get any worse than these clowns.

No they can not get worse than this. I promise you.

[SlimTrae]

Promises promises.

[brocktonblockbust]

When you feel slow and like things are crawling onto the back of your neck.