I'm getting sick of all this fucking pantomime shit

Haye calls Briggs into the ring who hustles, bustles and barges the security to make it look like he is trying to get to the ring
Canelo sparks Khan and the challenges GGG to get in the ring with him, GGG laughs it off
Chisora kicks off at a weigh in because someone threw a plastic bottle at him
Fury storms the ring (and makes himself look like a complete fool) after Wilder wins
Stevenson storms into the ring after Kovalev calls him Adonis Chickenson and starts making noises like a constipated duck having an orgasm
after the big brother (Jermal or Jermel, I can't remember which one is which) someone gets in the ring and gets all pushy pushy with him

I wouldn't mind if the fucking fights were actually made afterwards but they never are

I understand selling tickets and shite like that but fuck me big fights will sell tickets themselves