Is David Haye ranked in the Top 50 ATG HWs?

[erics44]

for a cockatoo

You never made that up? If you did, fair play, very funny, but your delivery needs a bit of work.😉

To get a Cock Or Two


that better?


and I did make it up

[Primo Carnera]

for a cockatoo

You never made that up? If you did, fair play, very funny, but your delivery needs a bit of work.😉

To get a Cock Or Two


that better?


and I did make it up

nah mate, the cockatoo bit was fine. like this:
Why did the Nymphomaniac go to the pet shop?
To see if she could find a Cockatoo! badoom tish!

[erics44]

why did the nymphomaniac go to the pet shop?

[Primo Carnera]

why did the nymphomaniac go to the pet shop?

dunno. Why?

[erics44]

Coz she heard she could get a cock or two

[Primo Carnera]

Coz she heard she could get a cock or two

No , you've fucked it up again!!! it's got to be exactly as I wrote it. and it has to be "Cockatoo" because that's the whole fucking joke.

[erics44]

Coz she heard she could get a cock or two

No , you've fucked it up again!!! it's got to be exactly as I wrote it. and it has to be "Cockatoo" because that's the whole fucking joke.

no "Cock or Two" sounds funnier that Cockatoo


and its funnier if she was told to go rather than she went off her own back, know what I mean


so my version suggests her mate told her that there was a cockatoo at the petshop and she took it to mean that there was a few cocks