how have you aged?

[erics44]

I didn't really mean physical functions, for instance, my bladders gone, I piss about 30 times a day where as 10/15 years ago id have 1 big piss a day and that's all I needed


I meant how you look


do you think you could still pull in a nightclub?

[Vendettos]

I have aged well.

People usually guess about 24-26 for my age and I am almost 31.

While I am actually 1 month older than my boss who is balding an looks nearer 40.

[erics44]

about 5 years ago on my birthday the average guess on my age was about 10 years less than I was, so stick that in your pipe

[Beanz]

about 5 years ago on my birthday the average guess on my age was about 10 years less than I was, so stick that in your pipe

But then the light and people's eyesight isn't that great in old people's retirement homes. If it was daylight you would have needed factor 197, a hoody and a full velour track body suit so they would not be able to tell anyhoos

[Primo Carnera]

I didn't really mean physical functions, for instance, my bladders gone, I piss about 30 times a day where as 10/15 years ago id have 1 big piss a day and that's all I needed


I meant how you look


do you think you could still pull in a nightclub?

Mate , that's not just about looks. I mean , no offence, but you're Ginger and that wouldn't have changed in the last 15 years.
no, it's about the patter, the lines. And as for pulling in a nightclub, I'm not being funny , but nowadays it is so much easier.
In my day, you had to work hard for a ride. First the chat up, then buy them a drink, then dance with them, poxy little snog , get their number , grovel like fuck, go on a few dates getting a bit more each time, before sealing the deal!
Now, the birds want it just as much, even more. they don't give a fuck the dirty little minxes!!
With things like tinder and shit, if you are a young guy today, if you wanted to, you could fuck a different bird every night quite easily I reckon.

[erics44]

I didn't really mean physical functions, for instance, my bladders gone, I piss about 30 times a day where as 10/15 years ago id have 1 big piss a day and that's all I needed


I meant how you look


do you think you could still pull in a nightclub?

Mate , that's not just about looks. I mean , no offence, but you're Ginger and that wouldn't have changed in the last 15 years.
no, it's about the patter, the lines. And as for pulling in a nightclub, I'm not being funny , but nowadays it is so much easier.
In my day, you had to work hard for a ride. First the chat up, then buy them a drink, then dance with them, poxy little snog , get their number , grovel like fuck, go on a few dates getting a bit more each time, before sealing the deal!
Now, the birds want it just as much, even more. they don't give a fuck the dirty little minxes!!
With things like tinder and shit, if you are a young guy today, if you wanted to, you could fuck a different bird every night quite easily I reckon.

I tell you what mate, i'm gutted about that


I was about 10 years too old, id be the fella shagging a different bird every night


my mate is single and I keep urging him to get on tinder and get his end away on a regular bases but for some reason he wont


my other mate, middle to late 40s, reckons its very easy and hes shagging young birds all the time


hes a bit of a bullshitter mind so I only kind of half believe him

[Primo Carnera]

I didn't really mean physical functions, for instance, my bladders gone, I piss about 30 times a day where as 10/15 years ago id have 1 big piss a day and that's all I needed


I meant how you look


do you think you could still pull in a nightclub?

Mate , that's not just about looks. I mean , no offence, but you're Ginger and that wouldn't have changed in the last 15 years.
no, it's about the patter, the lines. And as for pulling in a nightclub, I'm not being funny , but nowadays it is so much easier.
In my day, you had to work hard for a ride. First the chat up, then buy them a drink, then dance with them, poxy little snog , get their number , grovel like fuck, go on a few dates getting a bit more each time, before sealing the deal!
Now, the birds want it just as much, even more. they don't give a fuck the dirty little minxes!!
With things like tinder and shit, if you are a young guy today, if you wanted to, you could fuck a different bird every night quite easily I reckon.

I tell you what mate, i'm gutted about that


I was about 10 years too old, id be the fella shagging a different bird every night


my mate is single and I keep urging him to get on tinder and get his end away on a regular bases but for some reason he wont


my other mate, middle to late 40s, reckons its very easy and hes shagging young birds all the time


hes a bit of a bullshitter mind so I only kind of half believe him

This is what it sounds like to me, putting my psycho-analytical head on.
1. your single mate is single cos he's a bit of a woos and he's a bit scared he won't get it up or come too quick.
2. your other mate is the polar opposite , full of himself, but also full of bullshit. he only shags all them young birds if he's minted or if he pays for them.
3. then comes you , Slap bang in the middle of them . if you were 10 years younger , you would be dripping in pussy juice!

[erics44]

id stink of it

[El Kabong]

I've aged quite well as far as I can tell


Physically I've been in worse shape and I've certainly been in better shape, but hell right now I'm only really working out 1 night a week in playing hockey but the stamina is there, the strength is there...I'm probably not as explosive as I once was, but c'est la guerre.

Mentally I am still very young in the mind, sharp, quick witted, able to remember ......well able to remember and repeat 3 pretty damned wordy catechisms without writing down 1 single syllable of them.

Psychologically I'm probably doing the best I have done in my life. I still have some times where I feel anxious or stressed, but that is just life in general and nothing that is a chronic problem. Anxiety (which is something I've struggled with in low moments of my life) is no longer the constant thorn in my side keeping me from happiness....my mind does not ramble on and on all night long as it used to and I find that most relaxing.

I do believe I need to be in better physical condition, but that is just going to have to wait for the time being and I will get into it big again very soon.

[Andre]

Im fucked, Im two years off sixty and cant stand 90% of women my age or around my age they look like blokes to me. If I was in the USA Id pull whatever i wanted thats only cause my doppelganger is very popular there and not here.

[Dia bando]

56 and everything is fucked, back off holiday twilight zone jet lag.
My daughter and granddaughter have walked us to death, it was not a holiday it was a trek.
Me and the wife are knackerd, time for some industrial strength Raydox O my aching bone, and I am burnt shit like a lobster.

[Batman]

I never had a lot going for me in the first place, but now

I'm bald
I'm fat
hips are fucked
knees are fucked
eyesights fucked
minds fucked

[Master]

I never had a lot going for me in the first place, but now

I'm bald
I'm fat
hips are fucked
knees are fucked
eyesights fucked
minds fucked

Other than that you shag like a rabbit.

[Dia bando]

I never had a lot going for me in the first place, but now

I'm bald
I'm fat
hips are fucked
knees are fucked
eyesights fucked
minds fucked

Hi brother LOL.

[El Kabong]

I never had a lot going for me in the first place, but now

I'm bald
I'm fat
hips are fucked
knees are fucked
eyesights fucked
minds fucked

Reverted into being a baby eh? Well I believe that's what they call "The Circle of Life"