Im fucked, Im two years off sixty and cant stand 90% of women my age or around my age they look like blokes to me. If I was in the USA Id pull whatever i wanted thats only cause my doppelganger is very popular there and not here.
Im fucked, Im two years off sixty and cant stand 90% of women my age or around my age they look like blokes to me. If I was in the USA Id pull whatever i wanted thats only cause my doppelganger is very popular there and not here.
Officially the only saddo who has had a girlfriend
I was ugly ten years ago, and now I have a few more streaks of grey hairs, but don't necessarily think I've changed that much!
Physically though, I've been up and down, but currently in pretty good shape compared to where I was ten years ago, but still have plenty of work to do. However, its the recovery that gets me! Played 5-a-side for the first time in 5 years this week, with a bunch of other guys in their 30s, and the shambles in work on Friday morning was embarrassing! Seriously, we were all hobbling about with sore muscles and grazes all over, I'm sure it was never like that when I played before!
Thing is you have at least three dopplegangers.
1. Would get the younger birds queuing up
2. Would either make them run a mile or get all nostalgic but only if they were as old as us you
3. Would get all them young birds lining up again, but only for your autograph, because they would think you were his Dad
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I am still proper lush
I'm nearly 34 and my knees are already fucked. Other than that I'm okay. I get told I don't look my age but then that's usually either by kids who think 33 is middle age or other 30 odds who have aged terribly.
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