Smith v Canelo

[Batman]

I went to bed at 6:30am, at exactly 8:30am my bloody mom decides to phone me up, god damn, I'm gunna be functioning on 2 hours sleep out of two days now

You need to have a word with Albert Pennyworth , why in god's name didn't he answer the phone for you ?

He was too distraught to go to the phone, some bastard has really upset him because they keep calling him Albert instead of Alfred

[Dark Lord Al]

I went to bed at 6:30am, at exactly 8:30am my bloody mom decides to phone me up, god damn, I'm gunna be functioning on 2 hours sleep out of two days now

You need to have a word with Albert Pennyworth , why in god's name didn't he answer the phone for you ?

He was too distraught to go to the phone, some bastard has really upset him because they keep calling him Albert instead of Alfred

Albert is Alfred's brother and taught him all he knows , just more efficient.