Lyle's Everything Halloween Thread

[El Kabong]

Giving this a BOOOOO Bump because we're in that special time of year where it's time to really honestly and truly celebrate a holiday that America has made great....Halloween. Get drunk, see women dressed sluttier than normal, and have a listen to any songs that relate to this time of year...Monster Mash, Spooky, I'm Your Boogie Man, I Put A Spell on You, Witchy Woman, That Old Black Magic, Black Magic Woman, Strange Brew, Voodoo Chile, Superstition, Thriller, etc.

And of course it's the PERFECT time to get your Netflix queue in order and start running down all the GREAT (and awful) horror movies available to you.

[Batman]

Giving this a BOOOOO Bump because we're in that special time of year where it's time to really honestly and truly celebrate a holiday that America has made great....Halloween. Get drunk, see women dressed sluttier than normal, and have a listen to any songs that relate to this time of year...Monster Mash, Spooky, I'm Your Boogie Man, I Put A Spell on You, Witchy Woman, That Old Black Magic, Black Magic Woman, Strange Brew, Voodoo Chile, Superstition, Thriller, etc.

And of course it's the PERFECT time to get your Netflix queue in order and start running down all the GREAT (and awful) horror movies available to you.

The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday

See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing

Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.

Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.

Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.

Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya

[El Kabong]

The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday

See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing

Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.

Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.

Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.

Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya

....well you're just no fun. The Birmingham accent is the shittiest accent this side of a Kardashian vocal fryyyyyyyy

[Batman]

The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday

See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing

Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.

Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.

Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.

Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya

....well you're just no fun. The Birmingham accent is the shittiest accent this side of a Kardashian vocal fryyyyyyyy

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

[El Kabong]

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

You don't have to dress like a pumpkin shmuck.....it's about having a good time. Enjoying some lighthearted frivolity asshole!

[Batman]

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

You don't have to dress like a pumpkin shmuck.....it's about having a good time. Enjoying some lighthearted frivolity asshole!

I'm happy being miserable thank you very much

[Master]

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

You don't have to dress like a pumpkin shmuck.....it's about having a good time. Enjoying some lighthearted frivolity asshole!

I'm happy being miserable thank you very much

Which is why he drinks so much.

[Batman]

Giving this a BOOOOO Bump because we're in that special time of year where it's time to really honestly and truly celebrate a holiday that America has made great....Halloween. Get drunk, see women dressed sluttier than normal, and have a listen to any songs that relate to this time of year...Monster Mash, Spooky, I'm Your Boogie Man, I Put A Spell on You, Witchy Woman, That Old Black Magic, Black Magic Woman, Strange Brew, Voodoo Chile, Superstition, Thriller, etc.

And of course it's the PERFECT time to get your Netflix queue in order and start running down all the GREAT (and awful) horror movies available to you.

The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday

See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing

Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.

Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.

Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.

Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya

Well that was quite the rant...I must have been having a particularly bad day.

And I stand by every word

[El Kabong]

Giving this a BOOOOO Bump because we're in that special time of year where it's time to really honestly and truly celebrate a holiday that America has made great....Halloween. Get drunk, see women dressed sluttier than normal, and have a listen to any songs that relate to this time of year...Monster Mash, Spooky, I'm Your Boogie Man, I Put A Spell on You, Witchy Woman, That Old Black Magic, Black Magic Woman, Strange Brew, Voodoo Chile, Superstition, Thriller, etc.

And of course it's the PERFECT time to get your Netflix queue in order and start running down all the GREAT (and awful) horror movies available to you.

The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday

See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing

Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.

Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.

Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.

Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya

Well that was quite the rant...I must have been having a particularly bad day.

And I stand by every word

well isn't that special

[X]

I've just found out that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween ..... ironically, they don't appreciate random strangers coming up to their doors.

[walrus]

Yes I would love some Netflix horror recommendations

So many bad one I can't watch more than five minutes of. They did make Gerald's game which is one of my favorite king books. Saw badabok which was good. They do have the shining. But what else

[Batman]

Yes I would love some Netflix horror recommendations

So many bad one I can't watch more than five minutes of. They did make Gerald's game which is one of my favorite king books. Saw badabok which was good. They do have the shining. But what else

Take a look at 'It Follows' that's on Netflix I think, its pretty flawed but still one one of if not the best horrors of the last few years

[El Kabong]

Yes I would love some Netflix horror recommendations

So many bad one I can't watch more than five minutes of. They did make Gerald's game which is one of my favorite king books. Saw badabok which was good. They do have the shining. But what else

The Shining is great, Babadook sucked (straighten a fucking picture for fucks sakes!)

'Tucker & Dale vs Evil' not so much scary as it is hilarious...great movie though.

'The Wraith' starring a pre HIV Charlie Sheen....more of a MST3K kind of movie. Easy to make fun of.

The original Mystery Science Theater 3000 has some good ones available.

'New Nightmare' one of the later Freddy Kruger movies

'Young Frankenstein' fuckin classic

'Legend of Hell House' classic, more cerebral than jump scare oriented

'Odd Thomas' & 'John Dies At the End' kind of meh ok movies, I read the book 'John Dies at the End' soooo yeah, decent flicks.