US Fed Reserve to *RAISE RATES* mid-March, crashing the Stock Market, *BLAME TRUMP*

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@vidgil Gandalf is like that philosopher in the park with one hand on a microwave Burrito on the other hand on a flower or a fern. He is posing in one hand like a naturalist and in the other hand he sure does love the instant meals and the quick gratification. @Gandalf is like a man with one foot on the grass and the other foot on the sand with a picnic table in the middle. On the picnic table or three glasses of juice. In the first class is a juice of the color red. In the second glass is a juice of the color orange. And the third glass is a juice which is the color of yellow. He is not sure whether he should take the red glass while his foot is on the grass or the yellow glass while his foot is on the sand. So what he always seems to do is been down with his neck and drink out of the middle of glass with the orange color juice. We have been trying to teach him about this for a long time now but it doesn't much matter because me and walrus have been drinking the Red and the yellow drew Jewish like lunatics since Gandalf can't seem to freaking make his mind up

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Google Text-to-Speech created a typo in that last sentence. That was supposed to read yellow juice but instead it came out like Jewish. Whether that is an ironic coincidence or not is up to the reader but the microphone on this Android really does suck