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Yes it reached 30 today , but air con is a god send in the home.
AC in the UK? What a toff!
Working class buddy not a toff, believe me I have more scar tissue on my hands than you can imagine.
them scars will be friction burns sustained from the daily chronic masturbation sessions which take place in your bedroom (or as you like to call it you own personal masturbation furnace)
Those scars , and I don't have my own bedroom I've been married for 23 years.
My apologies good man, it is not a masturbation furnace it is a depraved fetish hovel