A Jew, a Greek and an Italian came up with a way to give God some money.

The Italian said: I'll draw a big circle on the floor, throw my money up into the air, and whatever falls inside the circle is mine. Whatever falls outside the circle I give to God.

The Greek said: Fuck that, I'll throw my money up in the air, and whatever falls down inside the circle, I'll give to God. Anything outside the circle is mine.

The Jew said: Fuck that! I'll throw my money up into the air. Whatever falls down is mine.