Timeshares

[Master]

It sounded like a good deal but when you lot put it that way I think it is a huge rip off.

Why was I even contemplating getting one? It was when I was on holiday and they were showing us around and nearly signed up.

Glad I did not, just got the free boat ride to see dolphins worth £120.

[walrus]

It sounded like a good deal but when you lot put it that way I think it is a huge rip off.

Why was I even contemplating getting one? It was when I was on holiday and they were showing us around and nearly signed up.

Glad I did not, just got the free boat ride to see dolphins worth £120.

I did have one friend who managed to get one in a very exclusive area of Florida and he did well. He is the only person I know who didn't bitch and moan about it which is why I said 99 percent of the time.

[brocktonblockbust]

It sounded like a good deal but when you lot put it that way I think it is a huge rip off.

Why was I even contemplating getting one? It was when I was on holiday and they were showing us around and nearly signed up.

Glad I did not, just got the free boat ride to see dolphins worth £120.

I did have one friend who managed to get one in a very exclusive area of Florida and he did well. He is the only person I know who didn't bitch and moan about it which is why I said 99 percent of the time.

Bullshit don't try disguising your spoilt hipster materialism

[Mark TKO]

It sounded like a good deal but when you lot put it that way I think it is a huge rip off.

Why was I even contemplating getting one? It was when I was on holiday and they were showing us around and nearly signed up.

Glad I did not, just got the free boat ride to see dolphins worth £120.

The reason you were contemplating getting one is because you are a complete and utter fucking tool

[walrus]

It sounded like a good deal but when you lot put it that way I think it is a huge rip off.

Why was I even contemplating getting one? It was when I was on holiday and they were showing us around and nearly signed up.

Glad I did not, just got the free boat ride to see dolphins worth £120.

The reason you were contemplating getting one is because you are a complete and utter fucking tool

Master you gotta admit not many fall for the time share schpeil these days

[Master]

It sounded like a good deal but when you lot put it that way I think it is a huge rip off.

Why was I even contemplating getting one? It was when I was on holiday and they were showing us around and nearly signed up.

Glad I did not, just got the free boat ride to see dolphins worth £120.

The reason you were contemplating getting one is because you are a complete and utter fucking tool

Master you gotta admit not many fall for the time share schpeil these days

It was new to me. I do not go out often.

[Batman]

No idea what they are
I've not been abroad since I was 4 years old
I've not been on holiday in England since I was 11 years old (except for the odd weekend away when I'm going to a gig or something)

I don't think I'd have much use for these Timeshare things

[Gandalf]

Don't do it, Master. It sounds tacky. You need to get into crypto like me and Walrus.

[Master]

Don't do it, Master. It sounds tacky. You need to get into crypto like me and Walrus.

Is crypto another word for gay bondage sex?