Amir Khan on I'm A Celebrity

[Primo Carnera]

Master is a Nice Man.

Uh, wrong thread I think? Shouldn't this be in the "I wanna fuck Master" thread?

[Primo Carnera]

Khan is such a fucking snake! Talking about Iain Lee having a game plan. Yet he's the biggest fake in there. He makes me laugh, but you can seriously see why he is such a deluded cunt in real life.

[Master]

Snakes on the celebrities. They need Amir in there.

[Primo Carnera]

"Outside the Jungle, I'm knocking out Men!" Since when you silly cunt! Hahaha!

[Primo Carnera]

E-mail from Khan's missus. "You're doing amazingly well, try to not to worry about me, AJ is looking after me just fine! 😂😂😂😂

[Master]

[Primo Carnera]

Khan is the biggest squealing scaredy cat that has ever been on this show. He was literally uncontrollably hysterical in the rank taxi.
And earlier he was getting all deep and meaningful about life and shit and his career and growing up.
NOTHING WILL CHANGE WHEN HE COMES OUT GUARANTEED!

[Kirkland Laing]

E-mail from Khan's missus. "You're doing amazingly well, try to not to worry about me, AJ is looking after me just fine! 😂😂😂😂

She'll never leave Amir. Once you go Pakistan you never go backistan.

[Primo Carnera]

Khan is so fucking gutless man. He says to Dennis Wise "no what you said was fine." Then he goes in the Bush telegraph and says "Dennis was a bit harsh , he could've said it more diplomatically."

[Master]

Stanley v Amir Khan and Khan wins.