Amir Khan on I'm A Celebrity

[Master]

Snakes on the celebrities. They need Amir in there.

[Primo Carnera]

"Outside the Jungle, I'm knocking out Men!" Since when you silly cunt! Hahaha!

[Primo Carnera]

E-mail from Khan's missus. "You're doing amazingly well, try to not to worry about me, AJ is looking after me just fine! 😂😂😂😂

[Master]

[Primo Carnera]

Khan is the biggest squealing scaredy cat that has ever been on this show. He was literally uncontrollably hysterical in the rank taxi.
And earlier he was getting all deep and meaningful about life and shit and his career and growing up.
NOTHING WILL CHANGE WHEN HE COMES OUT GUARANTEED!

[Master]

I’m a Celeb’s Amir Khan admits he’s ‘done wrong’ in his marriage as he vows to ditch his ‘bachelor life’

Amir Khan has vowed to ditch his “bachelor” lifestyle and save his marriage, after being on I’m a Celebrity made him realise what’s “important” in life.

The champion boxer, 30, admitted that he’d “done wrong” in his marriage to Faryal Makhdoom during a candid conversation on Tuesday’s episode of the show.

Speaking about the couple’s recent split and reconciliation, Khan said that he wanted to stop “messing around” and spend more time with his wife and daughter.

“I used to live a young bachelor’s life but this has made me realise I need to live a family life,” he told Iain Lee in the jungle.

“I don't want to live that life, I have a good wife there. I need to spend more time with them.”

He added: “One thing I know is, being here is cleansing my body and cleansing my head. My mind as well. It makes you realise a lot of things, what you want in life.”

The boxer, who wed Faryal back in 2013, went on to say that he had not behaved well at various points in his marriage.

“I did wrong. I was messing around a lot, I don’t want to live that life. I had a good wife," he said.

The couple briefly split earlier this year after four years of marriage, but they were quick to reconcile just a few weeks later.

Khan has been mocked by viewers during his time in the jungle after he asked campmates whether or not there had ever been a female Prime Minister.

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[Kirkland Laing]

E-mail from Khan's missus. "You're doing amazingly well, try to not to worry about me, AJ is looking after me just fine! 😂😂😂😂

She'll never leave Amir. Once you go Pakistan you never go backistan.

[Primo Carnera]

Khan is so fucking gutless man. He says to Dennis Wise "no what you said was fine." Then he goes in the Bush telegraph and says "Dennis was a bit harsh , he could've said it more diplomatically."

[Master]

Stanley v Amir Khan and Khan wins.

[Gandalf]

Why on earth are you people watching stuff like this? It's like the end days of Rome.

[X]

As Juvenal said in AD100 so it fits now.

Give the masses bread and circuses and they will never revolt.

As we witness the long slow decline of Western civilisation, our fat and stupid masses are kept tractable by a steady diet of junk food, mindless wall to wall TV and vacuous entertainment.