Quote Originally Posted by greynotsoold View Post
Today I was drinking a couple Beltian White Ales at the Metals Bank sports bar in Uptown Butte and trying to flirt with the bombshell bartender that is probably not quite 60 percent my age. Out the window I saw a guy in the middle of the intersection yelling and waving his arms, then he started throwing punches at a cop and got rolled up.

The rescue mission in town has been closed and it is about to be bitterly cold. I think that he was trying to get locked up to avoid the weather.
Why'd they close the Mission? Real shame around the holidays. Guess it depends where ya live, down here going into holding or a drunk tank you'll be lucky to come out with your shoes. But go in saying hey I slugged a copper you might get extra chalky cheese and grey meat on your jail sammich and get to keep your blanket. Btw did you get a number from the bombshell .