I think you are just really weird mate![]()
I think you are just really weird mate![]()
Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.
Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times
Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs
Check the heating is off.. at least three times
Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night
Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there
I could go on but think I have already said too much
When I unplug the iron I say beaver 1 2 3
I crack my toes constantly
I can't sit down when I'm on the phone
I speak to myself in my head but I use different accents depending on my mood
When eating dinner I cant touch the meat on the plate until I've eaten everything else
1. I always check the hob and cooker is off 3 times before i leave the house even if it hasn't been on that day![]()
2. I check the door a number of times to see if its locked.
3. My wife and I tidy up before the cleaner arrives ? why ?
4. I check that the vehicles are locked a number of times.
5. I also get annoyed at people here , sometimes to a raging level . This is something i am not proud of , but its frustrating trying to get your views across when you are not face to face. I'm sure most of us here are all decent people , we just don't always agree.
6. I post in bold letters not to annoy people but because its easier for old eyes to read
Note : Randy is a reclusive Billionaire and he lives out in the N'awlins swamps in his mansion , he doesn't work he is loaded![]()
Oh I drink lager in a really strange way as well, I lift my whole arm up with my elbow pointing right out, loads of people have picked me up on it, I think it's due to my hypermobility, that actually explains away a lot of the strange things I do with my body.
Depending on humidity and meals that's advisable, lest you want to end up shits creek. I hate the swipe hand dryers. Always end up looking like a fookin bad magician waving his hands around to no avail.
I use scissors upside down apparently. Thumb goes in the small hole it seems.
Ordered pizza for work today and pre sorted boxes so they were 'variety' for each area. Rather than multiple people wandering around in main room looking for veggie this or thin crust that. I'm turning into some old biddy at a kids birthday party ffs.
I pace when on the phone
Also put on my professional voice when phoning a business
Always arrive early
Have use every last bit of something, e.g. toothpaste, shampoo etc
Shave everyday, even tho work doesn't require me to
Always have 3 ice cubes (never more or less) in my alcohol
Only ever eat one chip (hot or potato/ corn) at a time
Always close the toilet seat before flushing
They live, We sleep
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