Things you do for no apprent reason..

[Spicoli]

Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.

Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times

Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs

Check the heating is off.. at least three times

Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night

Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there

I could go on but think I have already said too much

First just proper hygiene bud . I had a number thing as a kid, had to count-check things 5 times like light switches, doors closed etc. ocd for sure.

[walrus]

Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.

Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times

Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs

Check the heating is off.. at least three times

Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night

Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there

I could go on but think I have already said too much

First just proper hygiene bud . I had a number thing as a kid, had to count-check things 5 times like light switches, doors closed etc. ocd for sure.

I never touch a public bathroom door handle. I always use paper towel as a buffer. I hate those hand air drying machines, they limit access to paper towel. I also always use my underwear as a buffer when I scratch my ass

[Batman]

When I unplug the iron I say beaver 1 2 3

I crack my toes constantly

I can't sit down when I'm on the phone

I speak to myself in my head but I use different accents depending on my mood

When eating dinner I cant touch the meat on the plate until I've eaten everything else

[Dark Lord Al]

1. I always check the hob and cooker is off 3 times before i leave the house even if it hasn't been on that day

2. I check the door a number of times to see if its locked.

3. My wife and I tidy up before the cleaner arrives ? why ?

4. I check that the vehicles are locked a number of times.

5. I also get annoyed at people here , sometimes to a raging level . This is something i am not proud of , but its frustrating trying to get your views across when you are not face to face. I'm sure most of us here are all decent people , we just don't always agree.

6. I post in bold letters not to annoy people but because its easier for old eyes to read

Note : Randy is a reclusive Billionaire and he lives out in the N'awlins swamps in his mansion , he doesn't work he is loaded

[Batman]

Oh I drink lager in a really strange way as well, I lift my whole arm up with my elbow pointing right out, loads of people have picked me up on it, I think it's due to my hypermobility, that actually explains away a lot of the strange things I do with my body.

[Batman]

Oh if I'm meeting someone at 2pm knowing full well that they will most likely be 1/2 hour late i still arrive 90 minutes early

[Dark Lord Al]

Oh I drink lager in a really strange way as well, I lift my whole arm up with my elbow pointing right out, loads of people have picked me up on it, I think it's due to my hypermobility, that actually explains away a lot of the strange things I do with my body.

Do you point your little finger outwards when drinking tea from a cup ? I do this and its sad. I think with a mug of tea you hold it with all your fingers tucked in , when you have large PAWS as I do with a little tea cup the little finger is uncontrollable and you look like a real Jessy.

[Batman]

Oh I drink lager in a really strange way as well, I lift my whole arm up with my elbow pointing right out, loads of people have picked me up on it, I think it's due to my hypermobility, that actually explains away a lot of the strange things I do with my body.

Do you point your little finger outwards when drinking tea from a cup ? I do this and its sad. I think with a mug of tea you hold it with all your fingers tucked in , when you have large PAWS as I do with a little tea cup the little finger is uncontrollable and you look like a real Jessy.

Yeah I too am afflicted with large hands

I go pinky out when drinking from bottles as well.

[Beanz]

Oh I drink lager in a really strange way as well, I lift my whole arm up with my elbow pointing right out, loads of people have picked me up on it, I think it's due to my hypermobility, that actually explains away a lot of the strange things I do with my body.

Do you point your little finger outwards when drinking tea from a cup ? I do this and its sad. I think with a mug of tea you hold it with all your fingers tucked in , when you have large PAWS as I do with a little tea cup the little finger is uncontrollable and you look like a real Jessy.

I have very small hands for my size but still do that. I think I work with so many Jessies (actors, musicians, dancers, theater people, Luvies) it has just rubbed off.

[El Kabong]

When I unplug the iron I say beaver 1 2 3

HAHAHAHAHA.....that's just silliness right there

Oh if I'm meeting someone at 2pm knowing full well that they will most likely be 1/2 hour late i still arrive 90 minutes early

Absolutely, if you're 5 minutes early you're on time and if you're on time you're late is my rule.

Do you point your little finger outwards when drinking tea from a cup ? I do this and its sad. I think with a mug of tea you hold it with all your fingers tucked in , when you have large PAWS as I do with a little tea cup the little finger is uncontrollable and you look like a real Jessy.

That happens to me....but only because I dislocated the damned pinkie finger and it hasn't been right since so much so that now I can barely signal the number 3 with my index, middle, and ring finger, I now have to do the Inglorious Basterds #3 with thumb, index, and middle finger, or the good old OK to signal the #3.....but shit that's hardly "for no apparent reason" I've got a fucked up pinkie finger.

[Dia bando]

1. I always check the hob and cooker is off 3 times before i leave the house even if it hasn't been on that day

2. I check the door a number of times to see if its locked.

3. My wife and I tidy up before the cleaner arrives ? why ?;

4. I check that the vehicles are locked a number of times.

5. I also get annoyed at people here , sometimes to a raging level . This is something i am not proud of , but its frustrating trying to get your views across when you are not face to face. I'm sure most of us here are all decent people , we just don't always agree.

6. I post in bold letters not to annoy people but because its easier for old eyes to read

Note : Randy is a reclusive Billionaire and he lives out in the N'awlins swamps in his mansion , he doesn't work he is loaded

Al your at the funny age mate I never see you annoyed mate you have a dry sense of humor.

[Dia bando]

I like Brock for no apparent reason he's mad has OCD he insults everybody including me I like the guy Master stop being a miserable git and LET HIM RETURN.

[Fenster]

This OCD lark must be common, or this place really does attract weirdos en masse.

Religiously check the back door and windows are locked even though I know they're locked.

The toilet/kitchen roll has to be a specific way on the holder (whenever moved call whoevers been in my home a cunt).

The knives/forks/plates/cups/food have to go in the cupboard the exact same way (whenever moved call whoevers been in my home a cunt).

Check the electric key everyday without fail even though I never let it drop below 100 quid.

Minimum unwrapped two of everything at all times - toothpaste, handwash, shower gel, shampoo, washing powder, bin bags, lightbulbs, toilet rolls in bathroom etc.

Every door (bedroom/bathroom/kitchen) has to be left wide open at all times (anyone that leaves one shut gets called a cunt).

[Spicoli]

Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.

Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times

Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs

Check the heating is off.. at least three times

Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night

Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there

I could go on but think I have already said too much

First just proper hygiene bud . I had a number thing as a kid, had to count-check things 5 times like light switches, doors closed etc. ocd for sure.

I never touch a public bathroom door handle. I always use paper towel as a buffer. I hate those hand air drying machines, they limit access to paper towel. I also always use my underwear as a buffer when I scratch my ass

Depending on humidity and meals that's advisable, lest you want to end up shits creek . I hate the swipe hand dryers. Always end up looking like a fookin bad magician waving his hands around to no avail.

I use scissors upside down apparently. Thumb goes in the small hole it seems.

Ordered pizza for work today and pre sorted boxes so they were 'variety' for each area. Rather than multiple people wandering around in main room looking for veggie this or thin crust that. I'm turning into some old biddy at a kids birthday party ffs .

[Alpha]

I pace when on the phone

Also put on my professional voice when phoning a business

Always arrive early

Have use every last bit of something, e.g. toothpaste, shampoo etc

Shave everyday, even tho work doesn't require me to

Always have 3 ice cubes (never more or less) in my alcohol

Only ever eat one chip (hot or potato/ corn) at a time

Always close the toilet seat before flushing