This OCD lark must be common, or this place really does attract weirdos en masse.

Religiously check the back door and windows are locked even though I know they're locked.

The toilet/kitchen roll has to be a specific way on the holder (whenever moved call whoevers been in my home a cunt).

The knives/forks/plates/cups/food have to go in the cupboard the exact same way (whenever moved call whoevers been in my home a cunt).

Check the electric key everyday without fail even though I never let it drop below 100 quid.

Minimum unwrapped two of everything at all times - toothpaste, handwash, shower gel, shampoo, washing powder, bin bags, lightbulbs, toilet rolls in bathroom etc.

Every door (bedroom/bathroom/kitchen) has to be left wide open at all times (anyone that leaves one shut gets called a cunt).